Mercury Retrograde Kit: Naughty and Nice to skip the blame and get in the game

Oh, Mercury Retrograde! You have such a bad rep but with this Mercury Retrograde Kit: Naughty and Nice, we’re shaking that up just a bit. This offering is unlike any I’ve created before and nothing like this exists anywhere else. Featuring items custom made right here at Sage Goddess, this Mercury Retrograde Kit: Naughty and Nice is the ULTIMATE collection for calling in cosmic clarity! The next Mercury Retrograde starts on October 31 – yes, ON SAMHAIN AND HALLOWEEN, and in the dark, mysterious, psychic sign of SCORPIO. So, these tools are just in time for the spookiest Mercury Retrograde EVER!

When we think of Mercury Retrograde, we normally associate it with technology going awry, as a time to avoid signing contracts, and miscommunication of all sorts. But what if I told you there’s beauty in the seeming madness and that when Mercury goes retrograde, it’s actually a great time to gain clarity. Yes, you read right: CLARITY! However, how you approach the retrograde is your choice: You can see it as good or bad. Naughty or nice. And it’s important to remember that the planet Mercury in the solar system isn’t doing anything to us. It’s simply reflecting our own inner Mercurys; our thoughts, words, communication, and all the ways we try to understand and make sense of things. When you get frustrated with Mercury in the sky, you’re really reacting to the crazy-making we all do in our own minds.

With this Mercury Retrograde Kit: Naughty and Nice, my intention is to take away the stigma and fear that floats through the air during Mercury Retrograde. And, with the help of these tools, you’ll see it for what it is: A phase to pass through! Each kit comes with a printed plate, beeswax candle, specially crafted perfume blend, and a gemstone set to help you navigate through Mercury Retrograde.

The deeper magic of this Mercury Retrograde Kit: Naughty and Nice

You’ll receive the following in the Naughty Kit:

One (1) Printed Wood Plate (about 7”). This wooden plate is printed with the following declaration: Mercury stop fucking with my shit! Perfect for gridding, work with this plate and the accompanying stones to give Mercury a piece of your mind!

One (1) 10 ml bottle of Mercury STFU Perfume. Confront the madness of Mercury Retrograde through the sense of smell with my new blend, Mercury STFU Perfume. Created with essential oils of patchouli for protection and grounding, ginger for purification and energy renewal, geranium for uplift, and frankincense for opening blockages, this perfume is invigorating yet grounding. Each bottle is infused with an obsidian chip stone for extra protection magic.

One (1) Naughty Beeswax Intention Candle (about 4”). This beeswax candle is made with black and wine colored wax. Work with it during ritual and ceremony to navigate and illuminate Mercury’s lessons.

One (1) clear quartz generator. Clear quartz is the gem of magnification, intensification, sealing of spells or intentions, Soul Star Chakra opening, and holding sacred space. As you work with this generator, you’ll begin a deep and powerful process of raising the vibration of whatever intention you set and send out.

One (1) black tourmaline. Black tourmaline is THE protection stone. It creates an energy shield around you, deflecting negative energy and sealing holes in the auric space. A Root Chakra stone, black tourmaline gets rid of negative thoughts and alleviates feelings of resentment and doubt, replacing them with power and self-confidence.

One (1) shungite. Shungite is a powerful purification stone, one that’s popular amongst energy workers across the world. It was even used to purify water during Roman times. Shungite helps clear the body of any dysfunctional patterns and helps you connect with Earth’s grounding energy. A stone of truth, shungite assists you in letting go of deeply entrenched feelings of fear, guilt, or shame.

One (1) black obsidian. Black obsidian provides deep protection and grounding. A tool of releasing, this gem forms a shield of protective energy that abates negativity. It blocks any attempts of psychic attack and absorbs negative energies, creating a clear channel and space for you to move and flow without obstruction.

One (1) smoky quartz. Smoky quartz is my partner in magic. This stone is a talisman of protection – it powerfully transforms and transmutes low vibrations and keeps negative energies at bay. This stone is also a powerful emotional and physical healer.

You’ll receive the following in the Nice Kit:

One (1) Printed Wood Plate (about 7”). This wooden plate is printed with the following quote: “Mercury, show me what I need to know that I can’t see clearly now.” Perfect for gridding, work with this plate and the accompanying stones to gain clarity in the areas of your life that are blocked from your view. Recite the quote often as a mantra, too!

One (1) 10 ml bottle of Chill Pill Perfume. Take it easy during the Mercury Retrograde with my Chill Pill Perfume. Created with essential oils of lavender absolute for calm and clearing, sandalwood for grounding and meditation, mogra attar for Third Eye Chakra awakening, blue tansy for high vibrations, and blue chamomile for prosperity and clarity, anoint yourself with this soothing blend and relax during the retrograde. Each bottle is infused with an amethyst chip stone for peace, tranquility, and higher realm connection.

One (1) Nice Beeswax Intention Candle (about 4”). This beeswax candle is made with dark blue and purple wax to symbolize the upper chakra colors. Work with it during ritual and ceremony to navigate and illuminate Mercury’s lessons and insights for you.

One (1) clear quartz generator. Clear quartz is the gem of magnification, intensification, sealing of spells or intentions, Soul Star Chakra opening, and holding sacred space. As you work with this generator, you’ll begin a deep and powerful process of raising the vibration of whatever intention you set and send out.

One (1) lapis lazuli. Lapis lazuli is a Third Eye Chakra stone that increases confidence and self-esteem and enhances your intuition.

One (1) labradorite. Labradorite activates the Third Eye Chakra, opening your intuition and expanding your consciousness. It’s my go-to stone of new beginnings, for cosmic and spiritual rebooting. Labradorite helps light the path, illuminating the night sky and helping you see your way through challenges.

One (1) blue kyanite. Blue kyanite brings overall cellular alignment and balance. It’s the only stone known to instantly and evenly align all 7 chakra points, bringing you into fully centered presence. Blue kyanite is also a powerful Throat Chakra healer, helping you to express yourself and speak your truth.

One (1) dream amethyst. Dream amethyst is a stone of the Root, Third Eye, Crown, and Soul Star Chakras – powerful in enhancing intuition and communication with angels and spirit guides, connecting you with the higher realms, and clearing the aura. It creates a protective bubble around you, wrapping you in a shield to ward off psychic attacks and negative energy. It also mitigates your resistance to change, helping you grow spiritually, mentally, and emotionally.

This listing is for one (1) Mercury Retrograde Kit. I have two options to offer you: Naughty and Nice, as described above. You also have the option of ordering each perfume individually. Please choose the option that calls to you from the drop-down menu. Your kit will arrive lovingly parceled along with a single leaf of white sage and a parchment describing the properties of the stones.

Blessings,
Athena

Note: The perfumes in this offering are made with natural essential and carrier oils and may contain fragrance oils. Cap color, chip stone, and color may vary slightly. For external use only. Please remove label before burning candle, always use a heatproof dish on a stable surface, and never leave a burning candle unattended.

Under California law (Proposition 65), we are required to inform you that because this item contains an agricultural product(s), it may also expose you to certain chemicals – natural or otherwise occurring, which are known to the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to: www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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