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Sexy Skunk Perfume
to get your stink on
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Think the skunk is stinky? Not us, we think it’s sexy here at SG, and we created a custom Sexy Skunk Perfume. Skunks are awesome! They use their stink to get anyone they don’t like out of their way – we think that smells pretty good. This intoxicating blend includes traces of vetiver, vanilla, dark patchouli, and damiana. You’ll also find a carnelian chip stone in every bottle to awaken your Sacral Chakra, aka, your center of pleasure! Wear this blend to claim your stink, attract the people you WANT in your life, and repel the rest.
The deeper magic of my Sexy Skunk Perfume
The magic of my Sexy Skunk Perfume lies in its ingredients. Vetiver brings relaxation, emotional calm, and stable grounding. It also induces lucid dreaming and deep sleep. Vetiver’s long, thick roots and earthy fragrance offer protection, rooting you deeply into Mother Earth and can bring your unconscious thoughts forward into reality. Vanilla is a powerful aphrodisiac that enhances libido and increases sexual arousal. Its irresistible scent inspires love, attracts what you desire, and cultivates trust and openness.
Dark patchouli has an exotic, musky fragrance that will increase your own arousal while making you more alluring and desirable to others. Damiana is known as the Love Herb and intensifies passion and increases pleasure. Damiana is a sexy, fiery herb that warms you up, but not with a jolt, like caffeine. It opens the chakras, induces psychic dreaming and visioning, and boosts magical intention and energy.
Anoint yourself with Sexy Skunk Perfume before you hit the streets – or take its magic into the bedroom, whether alone or with a partner. Place a few drops outside your front door to repel your enemies. However you choose to work with this blend, may it awaken you to divine pleasure on all levels. And so it is.
ALERT: We’re just kidding this is just a prank product. Happy April Fools Day! Were you confused? Don’t worry, if you add “April Fool” to your notes at checkout today, we’ll include a special free April Fools gift in your order.
Blessings,
Athena
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Allison Lizotte –
I was actually really into the notes of this and probably would’ve bought it or atleast put it on my wishlist. Love you SG
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Heather Nicole –
Too funny!! I love the artwork & I probably would have bought it if it existed 😁😁😁 So much fun!!
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Karin McAfee –
April Fools 😉 I loved this!!! Thank you for all the laughs 🙂
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